Back to the Stoop

by Abserdo

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When Abserdo disbanded in the summer of 2011, they had left behind unreleased material. The time has come for the world to hear the eight punishing tracks from their unknown EP, “Back to the Stoop.” Abserdo incorporates more hard-hitting powerviolence and shorter songs for this EP, while preserving their cynical, but humorous lyrics. “Back to the Stoop” is promised to slay with total intensity.

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released January 21, 2014

Recorded, mixed, & mastered by Alex Wilson and Bill Rooney
"Xanax" recorded, mixed & mastered by Chris Grigg

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Abserdo Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Disbanded Philadelphia Crossover Thrash

R.I.P. 2008-2011

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Track Name: Smoke a Bowl, Have Some Sex
[Hook:]
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

[Verse 1:]
Nah, walk up to the club like, "What up? I got a big cock!"
I'm so pumped about some shit from the thrift shop
Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green
Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
(Piiisssssss)
But shit, it was ninety-nine cents! (Bag it)
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, fuck it, man
I am stuntin' and flossin' and
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch
I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style,
No for real - ask your grandpa - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)
Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers
Dookie brown PLEATHER jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no
I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like "Aw, he got the Velcros"

[Hook x2]

[Verse 2:]
What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a FAUX fur fox skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's come-up
Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt
'Cause right now I'm up in her stuntin'
I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the (Uptons)
I'm not, I'm not stuck, I’m searchin' in that section (Uptons)
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I'll take those flannel zebra jammies, second-hand, I rock that motherfucker
The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker
I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker
They be like, "Oh, that Gucci - that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bitch (shit)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit)
I call that getting tricked by a business
That shirt's hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Tryna get girls from a brand and you hella won't
Man you hella won't

(Goodwill... poppin' tags... yeah!)

[Hook]

[Bridge:]
I wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road
I wear your granddad's clothes (damn right)
I look incredible (now come on man)
I'm in this big ass coat (big ass coat)
From that thrift shop down the road (let's go)

[Hook]

Is that your grandma's coat?
Track Name: xDon'txDrinkx
If you drink alcohol, you will go to Hell
Track Name: Door-to-Door Instigator
I don't like Jesus freaks
I don't like circus geeks
I don't like summer and spring
I don't like anything
Track Name: Hipster Fascist
Hipsters unite
Come align for the big fight to rock for you
Track Name: Misspent
You can rely on the old man's money
Track Name: Cole's in a Frat
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10
Go out to eat, then do it again
Man, I love college
Track Name: Wang Lei
Twenty-five million USD, baby
Track Name: Take My Time (The Accüsed)
Don't reason with me
I don't know fucking how
Just try to own me
Divide my brain with your mental plows
Attacked since birth
Today I've broken out
Life should be unchained
A pleasure without doubt
Keep material wealth
I'd rather have mental health

Life's too short for power
It won't be strong in the zero hour
I take my time
Can't you fucking see?
Take my time
It doesn't me
Take my time
You want me to be
Your double?
Take my time
You're in for fucking trouble
Track Name: Xanax (Bonus Track)
Treats anxiety, panic disorder, insomnia (trouble sleeping), and anxiety caused by depression. This medicine is a benzodiazepine.